Guys, is no one as concerned as me about why plants aren’t dirty?
Like, they grow.
From the dirt.
But the plants aren’t dirty.
How?

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88th:

is there proof of anyone winning a tumblr giveaway ever

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spadesslick:

pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

  • chicken tender
  • the billionth number of pi is 9
  • it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
  • sponges feel cool
  • highdeas.com
  • joe biden
  • the letter Q
  • dirt

Some of these are legitimately calming.

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baconbandersnatch:

pippa6100:

I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr

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Well I’ll be dimmadamned.

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school dress codes

  • girls: sleeves must cover shoulders, no cleavage should be shown in the slightest, shorts/skirts need to be longer than your fingertips (if its .000567 inches off you still must change)
  • boys: hahaha i dont even fucking know just wear whatever

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watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

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lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

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(Source: nightlockandfoxes)

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